Male Enhancements
Too much of a good thing
Bagnole, who is listed in the record books as having the World's Largest Penis, was assigned seat 13c, which is a wing seat and also an emergency exit seat row. The airline claims his penis was so large that it 'blocked a safety escape lane in violation of US laws'.
Mr. Bagnole claims he's being unfairly treated for being unusually gifted. Furthermore, he claims that the airline used deliberate sexual provocation as a means to excite him and exacerbate the problem when one of the female airline attendants bent over to serve another passenger thereby treating him to a full view of her rear.
Delia Maystrom, who was seated next to Bagnole, had only negative things to say about how the airline acted, "He wasn't bothering anyone. He's really just a swell guy! I could tell that just by looking at his pants!"
Meanwhile, Nevada lawyer Al Sharpton, has promised Bagnole that he will intervene on his behalf. “This is a clear cut case of outrageous penile prejudice against my client. It’s like me asking an aircraft to remove itself from the airport because it is blocking the exit route to the tarmac. We will close this airline down. They know they can’t be prejudicial on the grounds of colour or creed, but they think they can on personal attributes. I think not.”
Mr Bagnole was on his way to a male enhancements convention in Las Vegas where his impressive statistic is used as a model for a well-known brand of male enhancement pills.
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