"Me love you long time": British men officially last longer in bed than their foreign love rivals.
After years of being told they are rubbish at love-making, British men can at last stand up and be counted as world beaters.
Researchers in Holland measured the sex performance of nearly 500 men from five different countries against the clock. Those from the United Kingdom lasted longer during sex. They averaged ten minutes before reaching climax. This is one event where coming first requires you to come last.
Americans managed to hang on for only eight minutes, the Dutch 6.5 and the Spanish 4.9. Turks trailed in last, clocking up an average 4.4 minutes. One man, whose nationality was not identified, lasted a dismal 6 seconds!
At the other end of the scale, one marathon love-maker managed an exhausting 52 minutes. The researchers at Utrecht University were investigating premature ejaculation - a condition medically defined as being unable to last a minute - which can ultimately wreck relationships.
A spokesman said: "The UK had the longest time. We found no major difference in those who used condoms. But men who drank alcohol before sex tended to last longer during sex." The results were published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.
Never mind, for all those trailing in the love league, there is another way to last longer during sex and improve your technique without having to hit the bottle. Get in some pre sex practice with a quality sex toy. The Male Massager is one such machine which perfectly simulates one of the most knee trembling experiences a man can have. Regular sessions with the Male Massager can build stamina and acclimatise you to the intense sensations of having sex. After a few practice sessions you’ll be ready to clock up some much more impressive times.
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