The bluffers guide to longer lovemaking
If you’re keen to prove that you’re a hotshot in the bedroom but in reality have the staying power of a sandfly with Attention Deficit Disorder, try these simple ‘how to last longer during sex’ techniques and watch your ‘hot lover’ stock rise rapidly. Cunning deployment of these little known techniques will bluff your babe into believing you’re a real stayer.
The shopping list
One of the few times you may want to consider making a shopping list is during the act of lovemaking. Making a mental list of anything, whether it be shopping, football scores or last week’s team line-up...these are one of the most effective ways to make the loving last. Focussed thought on lists helps to detract the mind from the event at hand and an occupied mind is a preoccupied penis, because the two work in partnership like twin strikers during sex.
Tip of your tongue
If you are hopeless with lists, here’s another ingenious way how to last longer. Try putting your tongue on the roof of your mouth during lovemaking. This simple, concealed technique actually works as long as you don’t try to kiss your lover at the same time.
Pre-match masturbation
If you really can’t trust yourself not to score too early on the big night, masturbate to your favourite porn pics first and get it all out of your system. It reduces the tension and responsiveness during love making, but just be certain that one good spank of the monkey won’t negate the urge for sex for the rest of the evening. The only thing worse than an early climax, is a complete anti-climax.
Change positions
In football you often see shrewd managers making tactical position changes in mid play. A bit of pointing and it’s all done. This is perfectly acceptable in the bedroom too. Many girls love to be on top, and you can point to this position. She probably won’t know that this actually reduces your movement and thus reduces the sensitivity you are feeling in other positions.
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